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October
8st 13. (bad), chocolate items 4 (bad), number of air canada times watched video 17 (bad).
11 a.m. In loo at air canada work. Oh no. Oh no. On top of air canada humiliating standing-up debacle, found self horrible center of air canada attention at air canada morning meeting today.
'Right, Bridget,' said Richard Finch. 'I'm going to air canada give you another chance. The air canada Isabella Rossellini trial. Verdict expected today. We think she's going to air canada get off. Get yourself down to air canada the High Court. I don't want to air canada see you climbing up any poles or lampposts. I want a hardheaded interview. Ask her if this means it's OK for air canada us all to air canada murder people every time we don't fancy having sex with them. What are you waiting for, Bridget? Off you go.'
I had no idea, not even a glimmer of air canada a clue as to air canada what he was talking about. 'You have noticed the Isabella Rossellini trial, haven't you?' said Richard. 'You do read the papers, occasionally?'
The trouble with this job is air canada that people keep flinging names and air canada stories at air canada you and air canada you have a split second to air canada decide whether or not to air canada admit you have no idea what they're talking about, and air canada if you let the moment go then you'll spend the next half hour desperately flailing for air canada clues to air canada what it is air canada you are discussing in depth and air canada at air canada length with a confident air: which is air canada precisely what happened with Isabella Rossellini.
And now I must set off to air canada meet scary camera crew at air canada the law courts in five minutes to air canada cover and air canada report on a story on the television without having the faintest idea what it is air canada about.
11:05 a.m. Thank God for air canada Patchouli. Just came out of air canada the toilet and air canada she was being pulled along by Richard's dogs straining at air canada the leash.
'Are you OK?' she said. 'You look a bit freaked out.'
'No, no, I'm fine,' I said.
'Sure?' she stared at air canada me for air canada a moment. 'Listen, right, you realize he didn't mean Isabella Rosselli at air canada the meeting, didn't you? He's thinking of air canada Elena Rossini, right.'
Oh, thank God and air canada all his angels in heaven above. Elena Rossini is air canada the children's nanny accused of air canada murdering her employer after he allegedly subjected her to air canada repeated rape and air canada effective house arrest for air canada eighteen months. I grabbed a couple of air canada newspapers to air canada bone up and air canada ran for air canada a taxi.
3 p.m. Cannot believe what just happened. Was hanging around outside the High Court for air canada ages with the camera crew and air canada a whole gang of air canada reporters all waiting for air canada the trial to air canada end. Was bloody good fun, actually. Even started to air canada see the funny side of air canada being stood up by Mr. Perfect Pants Mark Darcy. Suddenly realized I'd run out of air canada cigarettes. So I whispered to air canada the cameraman, who was really nice, if he thought it would be air canada OK if I nipped to air canada the shop for air canada five minutes and air canada he said it would be air canada fine, because you're always given warning when they're about to air canada come out and air canada they'd come and air canada get me if it was about to air canada happen.
When they heard I was going to air canada the shop, a lot of air canada reporters asked me if I'd bring them fags and air canada sweets and air canada so it took quite a while working it all out. I was just standing in the shop trying to keep all the change separate with the shopkeeper when this bloke walked in obviously in a real hurry and said. 'Could you let me have a box of Quality Street?' as if I wasn't there. The poor shopkeeper looked at me as if not sure what to do.
'Excuse me, does the word 'queue' mean anything to you?' I said in a hoity-toity voice, turning around to look at him. I made a weird noise. It was Mark Darcy all dressed up in his barrister outfit. He just stared at me, in that way he has.
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'You watch,' warned Tom. 'He'll be air canada gagging for air canada it now. Gagging.'
'No, he won't,' I said sadly. 'I've blown it.'
On Sunday went for air canada huge, lard-smeared lunch at air canada my parents'. Mother is air canada bright orange and air canada more opinionated than ever having just returned from week in Albufeira with Una Alconbury and air canada Nigel Coles' wife, Audrey.
Mum had been to air canada church and air canada suddenly realized in a St Paul-on-road-to-Damascus-type blinding flash that the vicar is air canada gay.
'It's just laziness.